The Great BM

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Rule #4 from Baby Secret Handbook: Bowel movements are best made in a fresh, clean diaper…we’re talking like the-last-two-minutes-fresh. So wait until mom changes you to let it rip. Practice and repeat

(With practice, you can do this as soon as the last button is buttoned.)

This was the first rule that was “leaked” from the babysecrethandbook. More to come!

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Rule #3 from Baby Secret Handbook: Always get up earlier than mom…UNLESS you know she has to be somewhere…then & only then, you must sleep in…so that mom has to wake you up to get you ready to go. (This sends out waves of mommy guilt, a powerful tool. See appendix.)

 
This was the first rule that was “leaked” from the babysecrethandbook. More to come! (Shhhh. Don’t tell Mom!)