Mommies be CRAZY



Let’s list all of the ways our mommies are a little CRAAAZY:

1) They will take like 10 pictures of you in the EXACT same position ( and then whine when the camera on their phone is “full”…but they can’t delete ANYTHING).

2) Whenever you do something for the first time, they will SMILE like their face is falling off and/ or cry…..& it’s like…hey mommy, I’m just jumping in this jumper thing…the first time you put me in it. Whaddya’ expect?

3) They act like there’s an invisible cord sometimes & they can’t go more than ten feet away….puh-lease. (Let me sit in my bouncy chair & have my own existential moment for a few. Can’t a baby get a break?)

4) CAMERA…CAMERA IN MY FACE!! Oh wait, I already said that one.

5) Mommies are quite absentminded. It’s like “REALLY mommy?? You’re looking for your keys again. I just saw you put them in the fridge.”

6) They seem to care about how they look. Like they seem to think they need to use this little brush on their teeth…& put on real clothes instead of jammies. & stare at their fat in the mirror. “You always look great mommy; just tend to me. Now please.” Well, that’s what I would say if my mommy understood me.

7) They seem to think daddy can’t do anything without them there or checking it. I mean, who cares that my socks didn’t match and my shirt was on backwards this morning. Why do I always have to wear pants?? Mommies need to learn to keep it simple. 😉 (This might prompt another blog post: Things Mommies Could Learn From Daddies.)

So, that’s part one of “Ways the Mommies are Craaazy.” What did I miss???

-your resident baby blogger

(Photo taken from; I haven’t captured my mommy in that manner. Yet. Let’s face it, that would involve prying the camera out of her cold hands.)


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